Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
Kim Pine.
So uh yeah, Scott Pilgrim Nos. 4 and 5 came today. I just finished #4. I guess I should reread it a few times before I go on to #5?
At the pirate museum in Nassau :(
“STEDE BONNET
A former army Major, the eccentric Stede Bonnet decided to leave his “nagging” wife and became a pirate despite having little or no maritime skills. He fitted out a sloop (the only pirate who actually purchased his own ship) and put to sea with a crew of 7o men. He plundered several ships then fell in with Blackbeard who took charge of Bonnet’s sloop when he realised that Bonnet was no seaman. When Blackbeard retired from piracy, Bonnet resumed command but his attacks on shipping off South Carolina provoked an outcry. He was captured and hanged on the waterfront at Charleston in 1718.”
“I’m an empath,” Taylor Swift hisses as the knife-tip pierces the skin above your collarbone
You can tell Paul Simon is a serious artist because when he sings the line “lasers in the jungle” there aren’t little “pew pew pew” sound effects
Kids YouTube has gotten fuckin weird yall
I’m sympathetic to AI given that much like a large language model I can do a wide variety of simple tasks, perform at a mediocre level, take a great deal of effort to train, make a lot of people very angry for some reason, and so on
“A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma” is technically a turducken
