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18 Sep 2014
I’m seriously going to e-mail the Smithsonian and ask them to make this thing into a national treasure.

I’m seriously going to e-mail the Smithsonian and ask them to make this thing into a national treasure.

via ebay

17 Sep 2014
I hope that whoever donated this to the thrift store added “DEAD RAT HOLDING GUN” to their itemized tax deductions. Spotted in a thrift store in Bellingham, WA. Submitted by Bassposaune.

I hope that whoever donated this to the thrift store added “DEAD RAT HOLDING GUN” to their itemized tax deductions.

Spotted in a thrift store in Bellingham, WA. Submitted by Bassposaune.

16 Sep 2014
The perfect Christmas present for your mother, obviously. By the way, did you know that our book has a stuff-your-own-mouse tutorial?

The perfect Christmas present for your mother, obviously.

By the way, did you know that our book has a stuff-your-own-mouse tutorial?

via ebay. Submitted by Hayley Louse Beck of Foxy Taxidermy

15 Sep 2014
To the person who called me a “stupid bloody woman” in the comments section of the Guardian: what’s up I think you need a hug Submitted by wolf speaks to girl
To the person who called me a “stupid bloody woman” in the comments section of the Guardian: what’s up I think you need a hug
Submitted by wolf speaks to girl
14 Sep 2014
GOOD MORNING ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Submitted by Leanne F. via ebay.

GOOD MORNING ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Submitted by Leanne F. via ebay.

(Source: ebay.co.uk)

13 Sep 2014
An autobiographical mount titled “The Taxidermist Learns His Trade.” Well-executed, but could benefit from a tiny box of Borax IMHO.

An autobiographical mount titled “The Taxidermist Learns His Trade.” Well-executed, but could benefit from a tiny box of Borax IMHO.

via ebay, by seller deadgoodtaxidermy

12 Sep 2014
“Hi, ebay, I’d to get my child a gift that will emotionally scar them for life.” Submitted by Leanne F. via ebay.

“Hi, ebay, I’d to get my child a gift that will emotionally scar them for life.”

Submitted by Leanne F. via ebay.

10 Sep 2014
Watch out for that vice-like jaw. Submitted by carlbaldwin

Watch out for that vice-like jaw.

Submitted by carlbaldwin

5 Sep 2014
Even though the animals on Crappy Taxidermy look absolutely delicious, this is a PSA to announce that Crappy Taxidermy is not a butcher shop. (Sorry!) A very misinformed person thought that this website was in the business of selling meat and tried...

Even though the animals on Crappy Taxidermy look absolutely delicious, this is a PSA to announce that Crappy Taxidermy is not a butcher shop. (Sorry!)

A very misinformed person thought that this website was in the business of selling meat and tried to place an order for 450 lbs of hamburger meat over e-mail yesterday. I still have no idea how to respond.

4 Sep 2014
(⊙﹏⊙′) Submitted by Wayne. Spotted in Cambodia.

(⊙﹏⊙′)

Submitted by Wayne. Spotted in Cambodia.

2 Sep 2014
Today, something called “Sewer Barge Wally” showed up in my inbox with no explanation. Thanks, Internet. Submitted by JustinAlanArnold.

Today, something called “Sewer Barge Wally” showed up in my inbox with no explanation. Thanks, Internet.

Submitted by JustinAlanArnold.

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