As most of you know, the big news usually arrives here in Cincinnati a little late and apparently the big news right now is that Miley Cyrus is a pothead.
Our dear Miley was caught bong-smoking. Yeah, I know. I’m totally shocked.
The world as we know it has now come to an end. Life will never be the same. All of us must somehow find a way to carry on.
Be strong people. Be strong.
(Photo of pothead from WordPress)
I am very proud to say that I could care less.
Poor, poor Miley. For sure, my world will never be the same and she will be going straight to hell. Very sad.
Not exactly Hannah Montana anymore is she 🙂
But she’s still a great singer. No, wait. She’s not a good singer.
Billy Ray has failed her. Not a good father, not a good role model. She’ll probably be on LSD next week.
How what did I do with my rolling papers?
Curious. Have you ever ntoced how her face is shaped like a soup spoon?
I could care less about this person. I barely know who she is. She is a pop star not in the real world. I am. And the real world is fucking hard. She can’t relate. Screw her.