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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 28, 2024
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
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Albert Schweitzer (1875 - 1965)  
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), The Philosophy of Logical Atomism  
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
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Nick Diamos  
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