Girls

problems with Girls

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to Impress Her;
If u Don’t, she says u are from VILLAGE .
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;
If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT . (As they normally think)
If u don’t make love with her., she says u don’t Love her;
If u do !! she says u are CHEAP.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so.
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that it’s not true…….

but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

The problems with Girls :

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Boys

problems with GUYS

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh..)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do !! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME ;
If u don’t , he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your promise , u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL , it’s BRAINS …
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!
& sooo hard to please !!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true…….

but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..

The problems with GUYS :

The moral of the story is…….