Hungarian Celebrities for english/non-hungarian users

Egyszerûen mutassuk be kis "celebjeinket" a külföldieknek angolul (LOL szerintem nagyon vicces lesz). Ha közutálatnak is örvend a kis celeb, akkor is, próbáljuk meg ironikusan fogalmazni, ne bántóan!

WELCOME EVERYBODY!
In this thread, I/we try to introduce our hungarian celebrities, who are always guests in our daily magazines.
Let's start!


KELEMEN ANNA


She is the ultimate hungarian answer of Paris Hilton. She started her carreer as a flopped porn-actress, and then she became one of the most known playmate throught these years of Hungary. She is fluffy, arrogant, and funny at the same time. She starring in some shows, recieving negative critics from the public. Nowadays, she had a scandal with her late-dog, Zeus, biting an old lady, causin' troubles against the law.
She never says anything about her private life, altough she "had" some well-known celebrities in her bed. One time she stated that she's "for sale for 1000 Euros" in a tv-show. You can't figure out her real age, several medias have many incorrect informations about her.
Love her, or hate her, she's still on the tabloids.

GÁSPÁR GYÕZÕ (known as "Gyõzike") with his family


Well, if you think there's no such a funny doku-reality show around the world, like The Osbournes, you're deadly wrong. This hungarian gipsy family earned more attention in Hungary than any other shows ever had here! The main character is Gyõzike, he is the member of a long running pop-group Romantic. From 2005, you can watch his adventures and daily life with his family. His wife Bea is a stronger character, she always angry with her husband. Their daughters, Evelyn (the older) and Virág (often called Virgie). The family travels to various places like Turkey, or Africa, but there's always a funny thing happens with them. Their reactions are very funny or even shocking sometimes. The show was cancelled in 2009, after 102 episodes. However, there are some rumors about a possible new season.

RUBINT RÉKA / SCHOBERT NORBERT


Have you eat any fast-food? Any unhealthy food? Or just a single chocolate-bar? If yes, these two surely won't like you. These pretty cuple is the official personal trainers of Hungary! Norbi was a policeman, but later he released that he has to be a body-trainer and help people to lose weight! Same come for the pretty lady, Réka, who later became his wife. They have a lil' daughter, Lara. (No, not the Croft-one.) They released their products called "Norbi Update", which is a helpful collection of biolicically correct nutritions in foods. They seem to enjoy wide (un)popularity because their profism is sometimes critized about what they do with fat people. So, they say "live healthly, be yourself.... etc." They were fat in their childhood, at least rumor has it...

FEKETE PÁKÓ


We have a really funny celebrity called Fekete Pákó (Black Pako), he's from Niger, Africa. Since 2001 he's making music, but he can't really speak hungarian, especially when he tries to say a word condains Õ or Û (special hungarian letters), he says them like O and U, gettin him into funny situations. His famous songs are sexually obsessed, it's shown in titles like "Add ide a didit" ("Just gimmme your Boobies"), his debut song. Some people like him, cause it's hard to figure out his personality (especially in tv-shows), but he had his own schocking things like showing off his ass in a LIVE program, or made a chocolate penis inspired by his own (to promote his another song "Chocolate melts only in your mouth".)
Funny, but irritating person.

MAJKA


Majka is a so-called rapper in Hungary. He gained some attention back in 2002, when he was in a reality-show. Short after that, he smashed into the music-scene, makin' some memorable song. He has a radio show, and he's a real poker-addict, he loves playin'. His personal life is full of some famous women, nowadays he lives in a strong releationship. His attitude is very rude, that's why some hungarian celebrities see their foe in him. On a TV-program, he made for Fekete Pákó a real "Hungary-test", which can still be found on the internet. As time goes by, he calms down, being a very honest person full with irony. Ordinary, but kinda "cool" celebrity.

KISZEL TÜNDE


This woman is one of the most regonizable celebrity in Hungary. Most of us don't like her. Tünde was a riporter back in the '90s. She has a daughter, Donatella. Poor girl, she's always suffering cause her Mama, who does some calender photo-sessions with her. Tünde has a very big collection of lingeries, and has met a lot of famous stars like Sylvester Stallone. She had a very scandalous releationship with a gay wannabe named Kondor Csaba. That time, there was no newspaper where you couldn't find anything bout them. Nowadays she's still provocating, and mostly critizes people, especially celebrities. Her personal life is still secret, noone knows her boyfriend... if she has any at all.

SEBEÕK JÁNOS


You shocked? Yes. This man is maybe 50kg, he is one of the most annoying celebs in Hungary. János is a poet-maker, a modern philosopher, and because of that, a skinny Woody Allen wannabe. In the early 90's, he locked himself in a cage at the zoo, with a monkey, getting attention immediately. He's ultra-skinny, he can't even walk like a normal human being. His opinions are very strange about things, but he has a "rap"-album, which is a big LOL. He is the prototype of the akwardism. Or an accidental life-form of Darwin. He has some friends from the adult indrustry, this fact makes people go rolling on the floor laughing. Some say he has a woman on his side, but no confirmation has arrived to the public about his personal life.

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MOLNÁR ANIKÓ


This young woman is a very strange person. After she came 2nd in a realitiy-show, her life changed forever. She had the most exciting releationships includes a radio-showman, some TV-personalities, and even an afro erotic-dancer, too. She stated that she don't wanna be a part of the whole media-business, but she always stars in the newspapers with her fake stories about sex, media and money. In these days, she was The Bachelorette, but it was just another media cover-up for her life. She is single, and has some money, but from when... the country don't know. 10 years ago, she was a "luxury-girl", and earned 1,000,000 HUF as price. She wrote a book about her life, considered a big success, because as long as she's in the tabloids, the people are curious about her. Good gir, bad habit. That's her.

MARIA GERONAZZO


One, two, Freddy's coming for you; Three, four, better lock your door...
Well, I hope you are still alive, but it's not an easy thing seeing this...human being. Maria is the most bizzare creatu... I mean, celebrity in Hungary. She has a lot of ex-husband, and she did her own porn-movie with 9 men! (I wonder how could the men produce erection seeing this woman...) Brrrr..!!! She is dumb as hell, but tries to be very kind at the same time. She has an Exclusive President Video on Youtube dedicated to Obama! Maybe he watched it... we hope, he didn't. She is always bullied by other celebrities because her look. She was a quite pretty woman back in time, but she did so many plastical "repairs" on her body, that she became this self of her.

OMG....mindenkit el akarsz riasztani a fórumtól? O.O

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Nem érdekel, hogy már alig van itt külföldi, én élvezem, és most pedig folytatom

SP

Did u just missed the last Eminem concert? Poor you... well, this young singer is very popular nowadays, every girl (at his age) are going crazy everytime they see him. SP states about himself, that he can sing and dance. But be honest, he is just an another attempt to get money from the fans. He had some songs like "Kép maradsz" ("You'll remain a picture") and his dancers try to clean up his messy dance he makes on stage. He has won so many awards (among teen-magaines) he couldn't count them, thank God. Some say he's friendly, that's why he gained the rank "Guy from the neighbour". Only time will tell how long will be he famous, since he recieved negative reviews from his haters.