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Wed May 29, 2024
	If you don't have a valid license, don't drive a car. If you have a Zoom Court hearing about your driving without a license, be on time. And no matter what, if you have a Court hearing and no valid DL, don't dial in via Zoom while driving a car source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Apparently a UFO joined the Blue Angels airshow over a New York beach last Friday source: tmz.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Blue Lagoon closed due to volcano eruption. Brook Shields reported to be safe source: weather.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Swedish Death Cleaning: how to get rid of crap. With handy links to crap you can buy to help you get rid of crap. Crap source: ksn.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Truck carrying 40K pounds of strawberries overturns, creates jam source: ktvu.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	"New Delhi records highest-ever temperature of 52.3C as north India swelters" - if you're in the US, that's ... that can't be right source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	123
	Photoshop this box of fruit source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	'Chapel on the Bay' turned floating condo up for sale again. Would make a great Fark party barge if we can get it out of Florida source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Just another typical day in Iceland. Another eruption - link goes to live feed source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Ready to upgrade your rig? Here comes the next-gen, high performance potato source: potatonewstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Whale washes up on Oregon beach earlier this week. Now people are urging authorities to 'blow it up' after TNT incident 50 years ago. Something about huge chunks of blubber raining down upon them (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	52
	Hospital staff warned over 'aggressive' crow that may have been involved in a murder source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	"I have a desire to tell stories. And I'm never quite satisfied." -Martin Scorsese. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Storied Edition source: farkfiction.net \| share: Copy Link	15
	Today is Mount Everest Day, so find something or someone to mount source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	G-force changes were the likely cause of the injuries on Singapore flight last week, showing the dangers of using untested nVidia drivers source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Could DVDs be making a comeback? Should they? source: phillymag.com \| share: Copy Link	185
	Caption this outreach committee source: i2-prod.mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	21
	Doesn't matter, had sex source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	76
(Some Guy)	Abergavenny Man defeats a necromancer using the time-tested strategy of drinking half a bottle of whiskey while on acid source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from Cowboys International®, The Lines, Pixies, and Simple Minds. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #608. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	87
	Fire destroys part of Legoland. Gimli, Legolas heartbroken source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	PA man gets laid off, gets bored, solves water crisis for the Navajo Nation source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Someone needs to rinse off Texas source: klaq.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	In a development that nobody under any circumstances could have possibly seen coming, Japanese town discovers that the giant screen it set up to stop tourists from taking photos of Mt. Fuji now has numerous camera-sized holes in it source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	3/4 of million gets you this in California source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	138
	Clarence Beeks says orange juice producers are looking for alternative ingredients after orange prices go bananas. Alternative ingredients... for orange juice source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	Seattle woman goes full Mortal Kombat, threatens to test out her fatality move on unsuspecting Black man. Flawless racism. With video source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	68
(Some Guy)	If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now / It's just a spring clean for the Haiku queen / Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run / There's still time to change the road you're on. And it makes me wonder source: unilad.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Florida Man tries to recreate 'Lord of the Flies' with predictable results source: fox35orlando.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Photoshop this shoe display source: dims.apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Senior pup, Dolly was a shelter dog "Nobody wanted", that is until a visitor took her for a walk. That visitor became her owner after falling in love with her at first sight and deciding they belonged together. Welcome to a sweet Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	122
	World's deadliest year for executions as China slaughters undesirables, Saudi Arabia and Iran vie for second place with US bringing up the rear. Whole lot of executing going on. How's Texas doing? source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	It's day 22 of the Trump Election Interference trial and is almost over except for jury instructions, and retiring to render a verdict, which in this thread's opinion should be "That's Guilty Guilty, Guilty, Guilty" Mark Slackmeyer would be proud source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	898
	Sir, did you know you have a live rattlesnake in your car? With video link goodness source: ksn.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Day 826 of WW3. France refuses to surrender, insists UAF be allowed to strike inside Mordor with Western boomtoys. Alibaba stops accepting rubles, and Lickspittle Luka opts out of Conventional Forces Treaty. This is your Wednesday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	377
	Police sent a teen to death row in 1983. Forty years later, DNA says serial killers likely committed the murder source: tampabay.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Cybertruck owner does exactly the thing you would expect a Cybertruck owner to do and mows down a crowd of people while trying to do reverse donuts or a Kolvoord Starburst or some shiat source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Teaching boys and girls about menstruation requires moxie. I thought they were called maxies? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	38
	Roadie McRoadface? Not in this neck of the woods source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	12
(Some Guy)	Idaho turkey hunter shoots moose instead. No word on whereabouts of squirrel source: bigcountrynewsconnection.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Good news, a Massachusetts fugitive who gained notoriety as the "Bad Breath Rapist," was apprehended by U.S. Marshals in California on Tuesday, after nearly 17 years on the run. Bad news if you're his future cellmate source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Masshole steals motorcycle for charity, fled from police until Bambi stepped in source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Yelling "Gassaway" is probably how the hotel warned guests of a carbon-monoxide leak at a Gassaway, WV hotel source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Nevada roadways slick with crushed Mormon crickets causing crashes source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	If you thought getting a Kei car would be affordable, and legal, you probably don't live in Rhode Island source: autoblog.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Police sergeant runs down fleeing suspect with their squad car, killing them. The officer is being praised as a hero for th.... touches earpiece Sorry, the officer is being charged with second degree murder and manslaughter source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	97

Tue May 28, 2024
	Vital infrastructure computers of the Seattle Public Library down after a ransomware attack. Hopefully no SSNs or porn borrowing data were compromised source: komonews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Navy Reservist becomes skydiver becomes tree-hugger becomes thankful to be alive source: whdh.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Sorry. The deli had a hot dog and beans lunch special today and I couldn't resist source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Photos found on second-hand camera spark hunt for family. Pretty sure you need a permit for that source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	17

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