Hey Everybody!
I finally convinced Hollie to get a twitter account! It's also our anniversary today! I thought it would be awesome if I could get a many people as I could to follow her and leave a "Happy Anniversary!" message on her twitter. She isn't addicted to twitter yet, so she probably wont check it until later tonight. So, if you want to make her day, shoot her a tweet! Her twitter is @HollieAdora!
Thanks everybody! She told me that she was probably only going to have 2-3 followers. I can't wait to surprise her!
-Parker
P.S. Special thanks to everyone who already tweeted her! You guys are awesome!
One of the key elements of the crying wife videos is Hollie's unintelligible ramblings. I'll ask her a simple question like, "Are you happy for the dad?" and she'll go off an a speech that Sharon Osborne would have trouble interpreting! If you listen carefully, you might be able to register a few bits and pieces, but anything more than a fragment of a sentence would be rare.
With such hard-to-understand commentary, it would be natural to have subtitles. That would all fine and dandy, but in most of the videos, I have no idea what she's saying either! In fact, I called in the expert, Hollie herself, and she had no idea what she was saying! I hate to say it, but whatever's going on in her crazy mind is going to remain a mystery :)