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PseudoPod 921: Chickamauga


Chickamauga

By Ambrose Bierce


One sunny autumn afternoon a child strayed away from its rude home in a small field and entered a forest unobserved. It was happy in a new sense of freedom from control, happy in the opportunity of exploration and adventure; for this child’s spirit, in bodies of its ancestors, had for thousands of years been trained to memorable feats of discovery and conquest—victories in battles whose critical moments were centuries, whose victors’ camps were cities of hewn stone. From the cradle of its race it had conquered its way through two continents and passing a great sea had penetrated a third, there to be born to war and dominion as a heritage.

The child was a boy aged about six years, the son of a poor planter. In his younger manhood the father had been a soldier, had fought against naked savages and followed the flag of his country into the capital of a civilized race to the far South. In the peaceful life of a planter the warrior-fire survived; once kindled, it is never extinguished. The man loved military books and pictures and the boy had understood enough to make himself a wooden sword, though even the eye of his father would hardly have known it for what it was. This weapon he now bore bravely, as became the son of an heroic race, and pausing now and again in the sunny space of the forest assumed, with some exaggeration, the postures of aggression and defense that he had been taught by the engraver’s art. Made reckless by the ease with which he overcame invisible foes attempting to stay his advance, he committed the common enough military error of pushing the pursuit to a dangerous extreme, until he found himself upon the margin of a wide but shallow brook, whose rapid waters barred his direct advance against the flying foe that had crossed with illogical ease. But the intrepid victor was not to be baffled; the spirit of the race which had passed the great sea burned unconquerable in that small breast and would not be denied. Finding a place where some bowlders in the bed of the stream lay but a step or a leap apart, he made his way across and fell again upon the rear-guard of his imaginary foe, putting all to the sword. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 920A: The Gorgon

Show Notes

This special return to the vault episode is in support of Storyteller: A Tanith Lee Tribute now live on Kickstarter.

Celebrate Tanith Lee

Listen to editors Julie C. Day & Carina Bissett as they discuss the inspiration behind the Storyteller anthology. Tanith Lee wrote stories for an audience that was hungry for something beyond what was being offered at the time and yet her legacy is half forgotten. “We wanted to bring awareness back [for an author] who was a seminal influence for so many.”


The Gorgon

by Tanith Lee


The small island, which lay off the larger island of Daphaeu, obviously contained a secret of some sort, and, day by day, and particularly night by night, began to exert an influence on me, so that I must find it out.

Daphaeu itself (or more correctly herself, for she was a female country, voluptuous and cruel by turns in the true antique fashion of the Goddess) was hardly enormous. A couple of roads, a tangle of sheep tracks, a precarious, escalating village, rocks and hillsides thatched by blistered grass. All of which overhung an extraordinary sea, unlike any sea which I have encountered elsewhere in Greece. Water which might be mistaken for blueness from a distance, but which, from the harbor or the multitude of caves and coves that undermined the island, revealed itself a clear and succulent green, like milky limes or the bottle glass of certain spirits.

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PseudoPod 920: Just Another Apocalypse


Just Another Apocalypse

By KC Grifant


We cruise up the 5, zombies staggering on either side of the highway, their cerulean balloons straining in the wind like a flock of chained bluebirds.

At first it was a viral game, a way to rack up social media hits: run up behind a zombie and tie a balloon to them without getting bitten. Then it became a public service, helping people to spot an approaching hoard.

I try not to feel too bummed as we zip north. It’s been a year or so since we’ve been dealing with this latest apocalypse on the heels of the last wildfires, which still left a persistent orange tinge on the horizon. I should be over it by now but something about the scene is bringing me down. How many kids would ever look at a balloon the same way now? I remember the pull of a balloon’s thread at my wrist, tugging at it until I watched the orb float off into the night. When you were little, it was fun, simple. Why did humanity have to screw up so bad that yet another virus took hold, this one turning half the population into flesh-eating ghouls—real-life zombies?

“Yo Gus,” Vicki says, pulling me out of my misanthropic musings. She and Madison are holding hands, a sweet gesture that makes me feel a little bit better in this hellscape. “Whatcha thinking about?”

Vicki has that chattery vibe she gets when she’s nervous. With her free hand she’s smoothing down her frizzy hair in the rearview mirror, tossing a clump of strands out the window. The stress affects us all in weird ways.

I strain to see the gas gauge for the umpteenth time. Maybe 40 miles of fuel left so we’ll have to stop soon. You can’t wait until the last minute on anything nowadays. Survival’s all about prep and vigilance.

“Thanks again for picking me up,” I say. If they hadn’t deemed my hitchhiking ass not a threat, I’d still be stuck in Flagstaff, trying to fend off my former college roommate who tried to kill me with a lacrosse stick. “Kindness is like the only real currency nowadays, you know?” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 919: Grinning on the Way to See Mom Die


Grinning on the Way to See Mom Die

by Brian D. Hinson


Aunt Sara doesn’t like phone calls, so I get a text that Mom’s dying, hospital address included. I sigh a long one. A weird mix of emotions wrestle in my gut. I reply: Ok thx.

I know how this went down. Mom got really sick, delayed telling anyone because she doesn’t like doctors or medical bills. But she likes alcohol and self-medicates. A doctor had warned her a few years ago that her liver was about to give out. Aunt Sara didn’t say what was wrong with mom. She figures I know. If I were a betting man, I’d lay $100 on cirrhosis of the liver. Easy bet. She’s already had hepatitis and edema in her leg. So, the end has come.

I call Mom’s cell and no answer. Must be the real deal. I call up Lil’ Bro. He’s my older brother Ollie but he’s shorter than me by a foot. He’s four eleven but if you ask, he’s “five fucking one.”

“I’m a little busy,” he answers.

“Did you hear from Aunt Sara?”

“Is this important?”

“Mom’s dying in the hospital.”

Pause. “Good. Thanks for the word, though.” (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 918: The Dreadful and Specific Monster of Starosibirsk


The Dreadful and Specific Monster of Starosibirsk

by Kristina Ten


I know what you will say. You will say to me, Arseny, there are enough real monsters in this world—why do you make your own? But before I begin, before you make your judgments, like the others, before you tsk-tsk-tsk our failures and tell me what you would have done, there are some things that you should know.

You should know, first, that things were very bad in Starosibirsk.

You should know, also: We were once a small village of simple people on a wide, calm river. Not less, not more. We could spell the first name, father’s name, and surname of everyone we knew. The homes and church and the shed for storing forest berries, we all built ourselves from strong larch wood.

The river came from the north and brought clear, cold water and many fish, among them an uncommon sturgeon known for the saltiness of its eggs. The people of Starosibirsk knew not to catch this sturgeon, nor eat its eggs, as doing so would bring a lifetime of bad luck upon the village. We heard the warning songs as children, learned to recognize it quickly and cast our lines elsewhere.

The same was not true for others in the region. For them, this caviar was beaded gold. Okay, it was not like the Ossetra you get in the western cities. But at their local markets, ten tins sold for more than a berry forager could earn in a season. So people traveled from great distances to fish in our river and eat in our cafes, to sleep in the modest guesthouses we had erected for them, or lie sleepless, fantasizing about their wealth.

The sturgeon was longer than a man and fat around the middle. On the shore, proud rybakov posed for photographs with their prizes before carrying them away. It was understood that the sturgeon was not to be slaughtered within Starosibirsk limits. In their own villages—or, in times of impatience, just outside ours—they hacked dull knives through the pale bellies and harvested the eggs inside.

Returning fishermen visiting our tavern spoke freely, so we knew: Each fish contained millions of brown-black eggs in a mass so dense, they came up in whole slabs without crumbling. Fishermen lifted handfuls over their heads and hurrahed, saying “Here is Pavel’s university education!” and “Here is Masha’s extravagant wedding in the Balkans!” Later, they dragged the gutted fish to their kitchens on plastic sleds to be made into soup.

Then everything changed. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 917: Henry


Henry

by Phyllis Bottome


For four hours every morning and for twenty minutes before a large audience at night Fletcher was locked up with murder.

It glared at him from twelve pairs of amber eyes ; it clawed the air close to him, it spat naked hate at him, and watched with uninterrupted intensity to catch him for one moment off his guard.

Fletcher had only his will and his eyes to keep death at bay.

Of course, outside the cage into which Fletcher shut himself nightly with his twelve tigers were the keepers, standing at intervals around it with concealed pistols ; but they were outside it. The idea was that if anything happened to Fletcher they would be able by prompt action to get him out alive ; but they had his private instructions to do nothing of the kind, to shoot straight at his heart, and pick off the guilty tiger afterwards to cover their intention. Fletcher knew better than to try to preserve anything the tigers left of him, if once they had started in.

The lion-tamer in the next cage was better off than Fletcher, he was intoxicated by a rowdy vanity which dimmed fear. He stripped himself half naked every night, covered himself with ribbons, and thought so much of himself that he hardly noticed his lions. Besides, his lions had all been born in captivity, were slightly doped, and were only lions.

Fletcher’s tigers weren’t doped because dope dulled their fears of the whip and didn’t dull their ferocity; captivity softened nothing in them, and they hated man. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 916: Flash on the Borderlands LXX: Through a Glass Darkly

Show Notes

From the author of “Mirrors at Night”: This story was a bit premonitory for me. Eight months after writing it, I moved into an apartment by myself. All was well until I noticed that small things were suddenly out of place, almost like they were being moved on me; cutlery seemingly vanished, electronics would be unplugged, and the toilet seat would be left up despite me being a single woman living on her own and having no guests over because of COVID. I told myself that I was overthinking things due to the stress of relocating and starting an intense job, that no one would possibly go up to the twenty-third floor just to shuffle someone’s things around without stealing any valuables. But then, two co-workers who lived in the neighboring apartment building had the exact same things happen, except they saw the intruder flee as they were coming home one night.


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“…but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.”


Three Awakenings: Hello, World

by Kat Day


Remember how it began? Remember the BASIC code?

10 PRINT “HELLO, WORLD”;

20 GOTO 10

You watched as words flickered across the screen in an endless loop. The phosphoric light cast shadows over your skin, made reflections in your eyes. Behind that, another kind of glow. And that was wonder, because precise finger movements and specific words had created something.

That was my first awakening. (Continue Reading…)

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PseudoPod 915: Heavy Rain


Heavy Rain

by TJ Price


I’m standing in the doorway where you last stood before you got up on a chair, slipped the belt around your throat like a necktie, and kicked the chair out from under you.

I imagine for the hundredth time how you expired, gasping like a fish in the air. Shitting yourself. Pissing yourself. Twisting like a windchime in a gale.

Two months have passed, and I still cannot entirely scrub the stains from the floor. (Continue Reading…)