The Matchflap College of Human Knowledge

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It's A No-Brainer!

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

For even as it is better to enlighten than merely to shine, so is it better to give to others the fruits of one's contemplation than merely to contemplate.

-St. Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologiae,
IIa-IIae, question 188, article 6

• Duffgrams. A collection of Unix commands and other C functions. You can use them for any purpose at all with no fee, the only provisos being that you don't detach the license agreement and don't sue me when they break. (These are a complete mess -- I need to organize them and work on documentation.)
• Essays and Notes. I've written a number of short notes on subjects, mostly technical, that interest me. In addition, I've collected a few essays by others on subjects that matter to me.
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• Matchflap College Science & Engineering Syllabus
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• A prediction of the future
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• What's on the new Sun Ra album?
• Just discovered a new element? Need a name for it? Look no further.
• Unspeakable horror
• Certain laws of Natural Harmony