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YO MOMMA
BIRTHDAY
KNOCK KNOCK
ANSWER ME THIS
A Aardvark Accountant Answer me this Ant Apple Attorney Aviation
B Baby Banana Bar beer booze and fun Barbie doll Bath Beauty Bed Bicycle Biologist Bird Birthday Blind Blonde Book title Brother and sister Burger Bus Business
C Cannibal Car and train Cat Children Christmas Clinton College Computer Cow Cowboy Criminal
D Dance Dead and dying Dentist Dinosaur Divorce Doctor and nurse Dog
E E mail Easter Elephant Ethnic
F Face Farmer Firefighter Fishing Food Frog
G Ghost Gorilla
H Hair and bald Halloween Heaven and hell History Horse Humor Hunting
I Idiot and fool Insect Internet
J Journalist Judge
K King Kong Knock Knock
L Lawyer Letter Lotto
M Marriage Men Military Money Monster Mouse Movie and TV Music
O Old age
P Parent Phone Pig Police Political
R Rabbit Religious Restaurant
S Salesmen School Snake Snowman Space Spelling Sport
T Teeth Time Travel and tourist
V Vampire Various animal
W Waiter Weather Witch Women
Y Yo momma
Z Zodiac Zoo
Brazilian Jokes
PIADAS - Curtas, Loiras, Sogras...
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THE BEST FUNNY JOKES!
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Marriage JOKE (1st joke of the minute)
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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Marriage JOKE (2nd joke of the minute)
A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. "A police car has just called at the Hamiltons' house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell's are having sex." Hearing this, the boy's parents shot bolt upright. "How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?" "Because their kid is standing on the balcony too."
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Humor Definitions:
- Humor is a universal language
( Sent by John)
- Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
( Sent by David)
- Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
( Sent by Robin)
- We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
( Sent by Will)
- Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
( Sent by Arnold)
- The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
( Sent by Bill)
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup.
( Sent by Margaret)
- Humour is to be brave enough to laugh of one self.
( Sent by Riley)
- Humor is like salt from mother earth. And those salted very well will stay fresh for long time.
( Sent by Jan Neruda)
- Having a 'sense of humor' means that you are a funny person and make good jokes. All in all humor is comedy and funniness!
( Sent by Saffron)
- Have a better definition? Share it!
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