This is what I assume the police officers in Russia are having to do to round up the emo kids.

• Are they traveling only in shadows?
• Are they smiling? If so, move along, definitely not emo kids
• Are they wearing a concert t-shirt from The Cure?
• Check their pockets for razor blades, they may have been cutting just moments before.
• Ask for their ID, have they scribbled out their real name and replaced it with “Raven, Jayde, or Death”?
• They may threaten to put a spell on you, so do not let them talk that much.
• Are you having trouble distinguishing gender within the group?
• Don’t be fooled by the thick rimmed black glasses, they can see fine. They do not even have any lenses in them.
• And finally, once you start the police brutality, do they seem to enjoy it?